Qoutes from the Car Lot IV

In the absense of knowledge, the illusion will do. - Chainsaw

I'm a FATASS!!! - CA

That's the great thing about this place. You got a bunch of lazy muhfuckas walkin around calling everyone else lazy - BG

Damn bro, you workin hard for that pussy ain't ya? - CA

MS: I'm sick of it. This is like the eight time I've been prophesised to at church.
AS: Well, maybe you should fuckin listen.

Chainsaw: How bout some Sade.
BGizzle: I used to hit that.
Chainsaw: So, That's what you call your right hand.

AS: So what did you have in mind for payments?
Redneck woman: We wanted to be around $300 a month
AS: Well, we're not gonna be @ $300 a month on this car
Redneck woman: I know. We was plannin to jew ya down a li'l bit.

ANYONE who DOESN't like Beyonce is a FAG - A very offended BG to Chainsaw after he suggested that Beyonce is unattractive

How bout you cosign for me and we use your comission as the down payment. - Bogue customer to CA. Bogue is car business slang for someone w/ fucked up credit