Quotes from the Car Lot Doce (XII), Dawg
It's been a while. New cast. Same Madness. Without further adieu...
Cuz sometaimes, u gotta put dem hoez in da freezer. - Buffalo Dude explaining the importance of cutting a broad off when she actin up
The Heathen: Cluuuub Tra-peze!!!
The Beast: What's Club Trapeze?
The Heathen: Ohhhhh, Brotha!!! You're about to go deep down tha rabbit hole?
The Beast: What the fuck is da rabbit hole ?!?!?
The Heathen: You aint never seen Alice in Wonderland?
The Beast: Look, dawg. I told you i aint on know gay shit!!!
The ass you save JUST might be your own - Durty Jersey
Hey, whether you buy this car or not it doesn't matter to me. I'm gon eat regardless. - Our Operations Manager.
EVERY conversation with a woman should end with the same two words .... Yes, Dear. - excerpts of Durty Jersey preaching the gospel of Total Dominion.
Ma'am you're a 480 beacon, You've never paid anyone in your life. This car is a favor. Now, do you want the favor? - Sak Passe!!! Haitian Jack enlightening an unruly bogue on her limited financial options.
Ah dunno whaa he handed me dis buuulshit. Dis ain no car deal. - MoneyMakinMitch looking at some bogalicious credit.
I remember the day I knew it was over for me. My ex-wife, her sisters, her mother were all over for Thanksgiving dinner. And I told them, U see that black box outside with the numbas on it. Dat's a MAILbox notta BALLOTbox!!! NUNNA U BITCHES GETTA VOTE. DID IS MY HOUSE!!! - Durty Jersey laying down his own personal brand of Total Dominion
Look...Birds fly. Fish swim. Women submit. - The Heathen dumbing down Total Dominion to it's rudiments.
If you ever wanted to catch me, all you gotta do is bait dat trap w/ pussy. - The Dent Guy
I'm puttin my feet on the rope, I'm grabbin a handful of tights. Whatever it takes, Dey gettin pinned today. - The Heathen illustrating his hunger to sell.
Sometimes this business can only be adequately described w/ pro-wrestling metaphors. And yes we really do talk like this and yes I sold 3 cars that day with that mentality
Cuz sometaimes, u gotta put dem hoez in da freezer. - Buffalo Dude explaining the importance of cutting a broad off when she actin up
The Heathen: Cluuuub Tra-peze!!!
The Beast: What's Club Trapeze?
The Heathen: Ohhhhh, Brotha!!! You're about to go deep down tha rabbit hole?
The Beast: What the fuck is da rabbit hole ?!?!?
The Heathen: You aint never seen Alice in Wonderland?
The Beast: Look, dawg. I told you i aint on know gay shit!!!
The ass you save JUST might be your own - Durty Jersey
Hey, whether you buy this car or not it doesn't matter to me. I'm gon eat regardless. - Our Operations Manager.
EVERY conversation with a woman should end with the same two words .... Yes, Dear. - excerpts of Durty Jersey preaching the gospel of Total Dominion.
Ma'am you're a 480 beacon, You've never paid anyone in your life. This car is a favor. Now, do you want the favor? - Sak Passe!!! Haitian Jack enlightening an unruly bogue on her limited financial options.
Ah dunno whaa he handed me dis buuulshit. Dis ain no car deal. - MoneyMakinMitch looking at some bogalicious credit.
I remember the day I knew it was over for me. My ex-wife, her sisters, her mother were all over for Thanksgiving dinner. And I told them, U see that black box outside with the numbas on it. Dat's a MAILbox notta BALLOTbox!!! NUNNA U BITCHES GETTA VOTE. DID IS MY HOUSE!!! - Durty Jersey laying down his own personal brand of Total Dominion
Look...Birds fly. Fish swim. Women submit. - The Heathen dumbing down Total Dominion to it's rudiments.
If you ever wanted to catch me, all you gotta do is bait dat trap w/ pussy. - The Dent Guy
I'm puttin my feet on the rope, I'm grabbin a handful of tights. Whatever it takes, Dey gettin pinned today. - The Heathen illustrating his hunger to sell.
Sometimes this business can only be adequately described w/ pro-wrestling metaphors. And yes we really do talk like this and yes I sold 3 cars that day with that mentality
posted by heathen saint at 5:47 AM
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