Quotes from the Car Lot OCHO
500 to look and 500 to get ya laid - Chainsaw's advice on how to maximize $1,000 at a strip club
He gon havta write dat shit down cuh I ain unnastand a word he said. - Customer expressing his lack of comprehension due to our finance director very thick Nigerian accent.
I know you're up to something because you've got that sinister look in your eyes and that shit-eating grin on your face. - DH questioning the motives behind my seemingly innocent line of questioning.
AS: You ever fuck any of your customers?
2kool4skool: You aint wearin a wire? Cuz if you are you have to tell me or it's entrapment.
Hey, youngblood. Come gitta sip of dis yac. - Old Man Gates offering the contents of his flask to The Deuce on the lot.
Hoes...just...want...dick! - 2kool4skool
AS: His head looks like a topographical map
FC III: See you be hittin em with those educated insults that you really gotta put some thought into.
I don't even like her like that right now. I ain't buyin her shit - Big LG discussing is Valentine's Day plans.
Anything more than 2 times , 3 times tops if it's some good pussy, but anything more than 2 times is a relationship. - Pretty Willie's advice to me on the mechanics of dating, courting & romance
I'lllllll FUCK da SECRET outta a sorority bitch. Put dat shit on da blog. - 2kool4skool
2kool, I seriously don't remember what I wrote about b4 your arrival 2 used cars. Dont worry your royalties are coming soon.
He gon havta write dat shit down cuh I ain unnastand a word he said. - Customer expressing his lack of comprehension due to our finance director very thick Nigerian accent.
I know you're up to something because you've got that sinister look in your eyes and that shit-eating grin on your face. - DH questioning the motives behind my seemingly innocent line of questioning.
AS: You ever fuck any of your customers?
2kool4skool: You aint wearin a wire? Cuz if you are you have to tell me or it's entrapment.
Hey, youngblood. Come gitta sip of dis yac. - Old Man Gates offering the contents of his flask to The Deuce on the lot.
Hoes...just...want...dick! - 2kool4skool
AS: His head looks like a topographical map
FC III: See you be hittin em with those educated insults that you really gotta put some thought into.
I don't even like her like that right now. I ain't buyin her shit - Big LG discussing is Valentine's Day plans.
Anything more than 2 times , 3 times tops if it's some good pussy, but anything more than 2 times is a relationship. - Pretty Willie's advice to me on the mechanics of dating, courting & romance
I'lllllll FUCK da SECRET outta a sorority bitch. Put dat shit on da blog. - 2kool4skool
2kool, I seriously don't remember what I wrote about b4 your arrival 2 used cars. Dont worry your royalties are coming soon.
posted by heathen saint at 8:04 AM
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update. por. favor.
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