How to Go Crazy

Insanity is caused by living in a world of lies. It's caused by having some part of your life that you're unwilling to face. To believe you are the role you're playing. To identify with the mask more than the actor. To believe the voice(s) in your head. To care what people think about you. To feel like there is some part of you that has to be concealed or hidden. To keep secrets. It's caused by being anything than who you truly are.

I are the great I are.

Radical Honesty/Why I write this Blog?

I write this Blog because I enjoy sharing my thoughts. I write it because I want people to laugh at the things that I think are funny. Thereby validating my self worth which I have attached to the idea of being a comic genius. I write because I want people to like me and be impressed with how smart and witty I am. I also enjoy seeing my words in green because green is my favorite color and I'd like to see it more often.

I love making people laugh. It's awesome. It's like having the power to make people love you. If you can make someone laugh it's damn near impossible for them not to like you. I also love helping people. It makes feel good to know that I might help someone live a better life. When you really help someone be happier they love you forever. Among many things I am I'm a big kid who's looking for people to love and accept him.

When people don't leave comments I don't think anyone is reading it and so I don't feel like blogging anymore. The one thing that pushes me over the laziness to blog is the thought that you might be reading this and get something from it that makes you feel good which hopefully will make you like me and make me cool in your eyes. I like it when people like me and I don't like it when people don't. I have done a good job over the years of not letting that bother me though. But If I had a preference I 'd prefer people liked me.

So If you want me to blog more then LEAVE COMMENTS. I feed off the energy of other people and amplify it. I like to think of it as my mutant power.

If you really wanna see some funny ass shit then tell friends about my blog. I want to be famous and I'd love it if you'd help me. Besides if you're reading this you're probably bored anyway and I bet your friend is too so, help' em out. The salesman in me can't resist sales pitches.

By the way telling the truth is comparable to a pleasurable sexual release. It's kinda like getting high or somehing. Try it!!!!

Quotes from my life

El Pagano: Man, you know why you're gonna make a great father
El Capitan: Why because I can't afford anymore abortions?

You in the company of nasty niggas, dawg - El Pagano


Shiiit let me fuck around and catch one (a mamacita). You gon see my ass at every Cinco de Mayo parade, drunk as fuck, waving a damn Mexican flag screaming, Oye le Carnal!!! - El Pagano

Man! If you're not gonna go to a school where you can party. You might as well say fuck school and get money. - El Capitan

Driving a sportscar and not driving stick is like fucking with condoms on for the rest of your life. - El Pagano

I don't have a girlfriend I just have a girl who'd be mad if she heard me say I don't have a girlfriend. - El Capitan


Girl: Do you do anal?
El Pagano: A better question is do you do anal?
Girl snickers
El Pagano: Nevermind, I already know the answer. You know what girl? I'ma give u da full weezy all in yo aaasssss!!!

Hey, it could be worse. You could have a job. - El Capitan

Brad Blanton quote of the day!!!

So who is Brad Blanton anyway. Brad Blanton is me like 40 years from now. He's a fucking genius and he wrote a book that everyone should read called Radical Honesty. I looooove this book so in honor of this philosophy. I will be posting a Brad Blanton quote of the day.

We all lie like hell. It wears us out. It is the major source of all human stress. Lying kills people.

The kind of lying that is most deadly is withholding, or keeping back information from someone we think would be affected by it. Psychological healing is possible only with the freedom that comes from not hiding anymore. Keeping secrets and hiding from other people is a trap. Adolescents spend most of their time playing this hide and seek game. The better you are at getting by with playing hide and seek during adolescense, the harder it is to grow up. "Important" secrets and all the plotting and cogitation that go with them are all bullshit.

Wisdom for right now

If you want someone to love you for you, then be yourself, damn it!!!

Hello, here's some advice from Brad Blanton

Creativity, using the mind rather than being used by the mind is the cure for all stress disorders. - Brad Blanton

Freedom is not being dominated by your own bullshit. - Brad Blanton